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Let these Funny Motivational Quotes lighten your spirits while they convey important messages about life.

Get the facts first.
You can distort them later.
- Mark Twain

Don't go around saying the world owes you a living;
the world owes you nothing; it was here first.
- Mark Twain

It's what you learn after you know it all that counts.
- John Wooden

Life is too important to be taken seriously.
- Oscar Wilde

Minds are like parachutes. They only function when they are open.
- James Dewar

Never interrupt someone doing what you said couldn't be done.
- Amelia Earhart

People often say that motivation doesn't last.
Well, neither does bathing - that's why we recommend it daily.
- Zig Ziglar

Always listen to the experts.
They'll tell you what can't be done and why.
Then do it.
- Robert Heinlein

Any fool can criticize, condemn and complain and most fools do.
- Benjamin Franklin

Experience is the name everyone gives to their mistakes.
- Oscar Wilde

The only fool bigger than the person who knows it all
is the person who argues with him.
- Stanislaw Jerszy Lec

Life is like a sewer...
what you get out of it depends on what you put into it.
- Tom Lehrer

Most of what we call management consists of
making it difficult for people to get their work done.
- Peter F. Drucker

Never put off till tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow.
- Mark Twain

The light at the end of the tunnel may be an oncoming train.
- Anonymous

The only thing to do with good advice is to pass it on. It is never of any use to oneself.
- Oscar Wilde

Most of the shadows of life are caused by standing in our own sunshine.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson

Don't underestimate your abilities, that's your boss's job.
- Anonymous

Few things are harder to put up with than the annoyance of a good example.
- Mark Twain

If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.
- Anonymous

The difference between school and life?
In school, you're taught a lesson and then given a test.
In life, you're given a test that teaches you a lesson.
- Tom Bodett

Don't let schooling interfere with your education.
- Mark Twain

Advice is what we ask for when we already know the answer but wish we didn't.
-Erica Jong

Do the right thing. It will gratify some people and astonish the rest.
- Mark Twain

People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do.
- Isaac Asimov

Nothing is so common-place as to wish to be remarkable.
- Oliver Wendell Holmes

The best way to appreciate your job is to imagine yourself without one.
- Oscar Wilde

Life's like Vegas.
You're up, you're down, but in the end the house always wins.
Doesn't mean you didn't have fun.
- Deconstructing Harry (1997)

You do not lead by hitting people over the head - that's assault, not leadership.
- Dwight Eisenhower

Funny Motivational Quotes About Life About Friends And Sayings About Love About Schook Tumblr About Girls Wallpapers About Life Lessons For Kids

Funny Motivational Quotes About Life About Friends And Sayings About Love About Schook Tumblr About Girls Wallpapers About Life Lessons For Kids

Funny Motivational Quotes About Life About Friends And Sayings About Love About Schook Tumblr About Girls Wallpapers About Life Lessons For Kids

 

Funny Motivational Quotes About Life About Friends And Sayings About Love About Schook Tumblr About Girls Wallpapers About Life Lessons For Kids

Funny Motivational Quotes About Life About Friends And Sayings About Love About Schook Tumblr About Girls Wallpapers About Life Lessons For Kids

 

Funny Motivational Quotes About Life About Friends And Sayings About Love About Schook Tumblr About Girls Wallpapers About Life Lessons For Kids

 

Funny Motivational Quotes About Life About Friends And Sayings About Love About Schook Tumblr About Girls Wallpapers About Life Lessons For Kids

 

Funny Motivational Quotes About Life About Friends And Sayings About Love About Schook Tumblr About Girls Wallpapers About Life Lessons For Kids

 

Funny Motivational Quotes About Life About Friends And Sayings About Love About Schook Tumblr About Girls Wallpapers About Life Lessons For Kids

 

Funny Motivational Quotes About Life About Friends And Sayings About Love About Schook Tumblr About Girls Wallpapers About Life Lessons For Kids

Funny Motivational Quotes About Life About Friends And Sayings About Love About Schook Tumblr About Girls Wallpapers About Life Lessons For Kids