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"Nobody will ever win the battle of the sexes. There's too much fraternizing with the enemy." - Henry Kissinger
"Love is being stupid together." - Paul Valery
"Love is an electric blanket with somebody else in control of the switch." - Cathy Carlyle
"Lord! I wonder what fool it was that first invented kissing." - Jonathon Swift
"Love is a game that two can play and both win." - Eva Gabor
"Love puts the fun in together, the sad in apart, and the joy in a heart." - Author Unknown
"Falling in love is so hard on the knees." - Aerosmith
"Give me a thousand kisses, then a hundred, then a thousand more." - Catullus
"Anyone can be passionate, but it takes real lovers to be silly." - Rose Franken
"Men have died from time to time, and worms have eaten them, - but not for love." - William Shakespeare
"I love you like crazy, baby 'Cuz I'd go crazy without you." - Pixie Foudre
"I don't understand why Cupid was chosen to represent Valentine's Day. When I think about romance, the last thing on my mind is a short, chubby toddler coming at me with a weapon." - Author Unknown
"Like I've always said, love wouldn't be blind if the braille weren't so damned much fun." - Armistead Maupin, Maybe the Moon
"What the world really needs is more love and less paper work." - Pearl Bailey
"True love comes quietly, without banners or flashing lights. If you hear bells, get your ears checked." - Erich Segal
"Love - a wildly misunderstood although highly desirable malfunction of the heart which weakens the brain, causes eyes to sparkle, cheeks to glow, blood pressure to rise and the lips to pucker." - Author Unknown
"Valentine's Day is when a lot of married men are reminded what a poor shot Cupid really is." - Author Unknown
"Without love, what are we worth? Eighty-nine cents! Eighty-nine cents worth of chemicals walking around lonely." - M*A*S*H, Hawkeye
"Love is much nicer to be in than an automobile accident, a tight girdle, a higher tax bracket or a holding pattern over Philadelphia." - Judith Viorst, Redbook, 1975
"If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?""What the world really needs is more love and less paper work."
Pearl Bailey

‘I require three things in a man. He must be handsome, ruthless and stupid.'
Dorothy Parker.

'My boyfriend and I broke up. He wanted to get married and I didn't want him to.'
Rita Rudner.

‘Love is composed of a single soul inhabiting two bodies.’
Aristotle

‘If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?’
Anonymous

‘Love is like a river, always changing, but always finding you again somewhere down the road.’
Kelly Elaine

’Without love, what are we worth? Eighty-nine cents! Eighty-nine cents worth of chemicals walking around lonely.’
Hawkeye, M.A.S.H.

‘Everyone hears what you say. Friends listen to what you say. Best friends listen to what you don't say.’
Anon

‘Friendship is one mind in two bodies.’
Mencius

"Love is an exploding cigar we willingly smoke."
Lynda Barry

“Love is a game that two can play and both win.”
Eva Gabor

“When you're in love you never really know whether your elation comes from the qualities of the one you love, or if it attributes them to her; whether the light which surrounds her like a halo comes from you, from her, or from the meeting of your sparks.”
Natalie Clifford Barney

"Before I met my husband, I'd never fallen in love. I'd stepped in it a few times."
Rita Rudner

“Love is like war. Easy to begin with but hard to end”
Unknown

‘All I really need is love, but a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt…’
Lucy Van Pelt, Peanuts

’ Love is just a chocolate substitute.’
Melanie Clark

"If love is the answer, could you rephrase the question?" Lily Tomlin

‘Love is the thing that enables a woman to sing while she mops up the floor after her husband has walked across it in his barn boots.’
Hoosier Farmer

‘I don't understand why Cupid was chosen to represent Valentine's Day. When I think about romance, the last thing on my mind is a short, chubby toddler coming at me with a weapon.’
Anonymous

‘We all take different paths in life, but no matter where we go, we take a little of each other everywhere.’
Tim McGraw

‘My father always used to say that when you die, if you've got five real friends, then you've had a great life.’
Lee Iacocca

‘If you walk in front of me, I may not follow.
If you walk behind me, I may not lead.
If you walk beside me, I will be your friend.’
Albert Camus

‘You can't put a price tag on love, but you can on all its accessories.’
Chico Marx

"Love doesn't grow on trees like apples in Eden - it's something you have to make. And you must use your imagination too."
Joyce Carol Oates

’A kiss is an application on the top floor a job in the basement.’
Unknown

‘Valentine's Day is when a lot of married men are reminded what a poor shot Cupid really is.’
Anonymous

‘Love is an ocean of emotions entirely surrounded by expenses.’
Thomas Robert Dewar

'Women are cursed, and men are the proof.'
Rosanne Barr.

'Get married early in the morning. That way, if it doesn't work out, you haven't wasted a whole day.'
Mickey Rooney.

‘I just love to do special things for my wife on Valentine's day. Like open the door for her when she puts all the laundry in the washing machine, or plug and unplug the vacuum as she moves from room to room cleaning. Guys, it's these little thoughtful things you can do to have a marriage such as mine.’
Anonymous

‘Sales Ad at a Store: 'You are my one and only' valentine cards, now on sale: 4 for $5.’
Anonymous

’Falling in love is so hard on the knees.’
Aerosmith

‘Basement smells bad. Look for cat poops, change litter.’
Happy Valentines Day. (note to her gardener) Martha Stewart

Funny Valentine Quotes About Life About Friends And Sayings About Love About Schook Tumblr About Girls Wallpapers About Life Lessons For Kids

 

 

Funny Valentine Quotes About Life About Friends And Sayings About Love About Schook Tumblr About Girls Wallpapers About Life Lessons For Kids

 

 

Funny Valentine Quotes About Life About Friends And Sayings About Love About Schook Tumblr About Girls Wallpapers About Life Lessons For Kids

 

 

Funny Valentine Quotes About Life About Friends And Sayings About Love About Schook Tumblr About Girls Wallpapers About Life Lessons For Kids

 

 

Funny Valentine Quotes About Life About Friends And Sayings About Love About Schook Tumblr About Girls Wallpapers About Life Lessons For Kids

 

Funny Valentine Quotes About Life About Friends And Sayings About Love About Schook Tumblr About Girls Wallpapers About Life Lessons For Kids

 

Funny Valentine Quotes About Life About Friends And Sayings About Love About Schook Tumblr About Girls Wallpapers About Life Lessons For Kids

 

 

Funny Valentine Quotes About Life About Friends And Sayings About Love About Schook Tumblr About Girls Wallpapers About Life Lessons For Kids

 

 

Funny Valentine Quotes About Life About Friends And Sayings About Love About Schook Tumblr About Girls Wallpapers About Life Lessons For Kids

 

Funny Valentine Quotes About Life About Friends And Sayings About Love About Schook Tumblr About Girls Wallpapers About Life Lessons For Kids