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 15. Wheaties: the breakfast of champions and the dinner of the unemployed.
- Ruminations.com

16. I like work; it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours.
- Jerome K. Jerome

17. The best way to appreciate your job is to imagine yourself without one.
- Oscar Wilde

18. No one's dream job involves a kiosk.
- Damien Fahey

19. Work is the greatest thing in the world. So we should always save some of it for tomorrow.
- Don Herold

20. One of the symptoms of an approaching nervous breakdown is the belief that one’s work is terribly important.
- Bertrand Russell

21. On applications, where it asks if you’ve ever committed a felony, I like to write in, “Is lying on an application a felony?”
- Guy Endore-Kaiser


8. Anyone can do any amount of work, provided it isn’t the work he’s supposed to be doing at that moment.
- Robert Benchley

9. The Law of Lockers: If there are only two people in a locker room, they will have adjacent lockers.

10. It is better to have loafed and lost than never to have loafed at all.
- James Thurber

11. It’s true that hard work never killed anybody, but I figure, why take the chance?
- Ronald Reagan

12. I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early.
Hard work spotlights the character of people: some turn up their sleeves, some turn up their noses, and some don't turn up at all.
Sam Ewing


2. No man goes before his time - unless the boss leaves early.
- Groucho Marx

Guys with neck tattoos love asking "Are ya'll hirin?"
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4. A consultant is a man who knows 157 ways to make love, but doesn’t know any women.
- Anonymous

5. I do my job in a very professional manner. I take money for it every chance I get.
- Melanie White

6. Reheating leftover fish in the office microwave should be a fireable offense.
- Anonymous

7. Hard work is damn near as overrated as monogamy.the alarm clock. ~ Pablo Picasso

~ I like work; it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours. ~ Jerome K. Jerome

~ I didn't have to work till I was three. But after that, I never stopped. ~ Martha Raye

~ I have never liked working. To me a job is an invasion of privacy. ~ Danny McGoorty

~ Ambition is a poor excuse for not having sense enough to be lazy. ~ Charlie McCarthy

~ Unemployment is capitalism's way of getting you to plant a garden. ~ Orson Scott Card
~ The average millionaire can't tell you who got thrown off the island last night. ~ Dave Ramsey

~ If you want to kill any idea in the world, get a committee working on it. ~ Charles F. Kettering
~ Executive ability is deciding quickly and getting somebody else to do the work. ~ Earl Nightingale

~ The world is divided into people who do things, and people who get the credit. ~ Dwight Morrow

~ Liberals say we should end employment discrimination. I say we should end employment. ~ Bob Black

~ Work: a dangerous disorder affecting high public functionaries who want to go fishing. ~ Ambrose Bierce

~ The reason why worry kills more people than work is that more people worry than work. ~ Robert Frost

~ Consultants have credibility because they are not dumb enough to work at your company. ~ Scott Adams

~ It's a recession when your neighbor loses his job; it's a depression when you lose yours. ~ Harry S. Truman

~ People are still willing to do an honest day's work. The trouble is they want a week's pay for it. ~ Joey Adams

~ If hard work were such a wonderful thing, surely the rich would have kept it all to themselves. ~ Lane Kirkland 

Funny Work Quotes About Life About Friends And Sayings About Love About Schook Tumblr About Girls Gallpapers About Life Lessons For Kids

 

Funny Work Quotes About Life About Friends And Sayings About Love About Schook Tumblr About Girls Gallpapers About Life Lessons For Kids

 

Funny Work Quotes About Life About Friends And Sayings About Love About Schook Tumblr About Girls Gallpapers About Life Lessons For Kids

 

 

Funny Work Quotes About Life About Friends And Sayings About Love About Schook Tumblr About Girls Gallpapers About Life Lessons For Kids

 

 

Funny Work Quotes About Life About Friends And Sayings About Love About Schook Tumblr About Girls Gallpapers About Life Lessons For Kids

 

Funny Work Quotes About Life About Friends And Sayings About Love About Schook Tumblr About Girls Gallpapers About Life Lessons For Kids

 

 

Funny Work Quotes About Life About Friends And Sayings About Love About Schook Tumblr About Girls Gallpapers About Life Lessons For Kids

 

 

Funny Work Quotes About Life About Friends And Sayings About Love About Schook Tumblr About Girls Gallpapers About Life Lessons For Kids

 

 

 

Funny Work Quotes About Life About Friends And Sayings About Love About Schook Tumblr About Girls Gallpapers About Life Lessons For Kids

 

 

Funny Work Quotes About Life About Friends And Sayings About Love About Schook Tumblr About Girls Gallpapers About Life Lessons For Kids