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• Mickey Rooney
  Get married early in the morning. That way, if it doesn't work out, you haven't wasted a whole day.
  
  
• Rita Rudner
  I love being married. It’s so great to find one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
  
  
• Tracy Smith
  I wanted to make it really special on Valentine's Day, so I tied my boyfriend up. And for three solid hours I watched whatever I wanted on TV.
  
  
• Francis Bacon
  It is impossible to love and be wise.
  
  
• Ally McBeal
  It’s funny how we set qualifications to the right person to love, when we know at the back of our heads the person whom we truly love will always be an exception.
  
  
• Mirabeau
  Love has the power of making you believe what you would normally treat with the deepest suspicion.
  
  
• Plato
  Love is a grave mental disease.
  
  
• Hoosier Farmer
  Love is the thing that enables a woman to sing while she mops up the floor after her husband has walked across it in his barn boots.
  
  
• Rita Rudner
  My boyfriend and I broke up. He wanted to get married and I didn't want him to.
  
  
• Phyllis Diller
  Never go to bed mad -- stay up and fight.
  
  
• Joyce Brothers
  No matter how love sick a woman is, she shouldn't take the first pill that comes along.
  
  
• Oscar Wilde
  One should always be in love. That is the reason one should never marry.
  
  
• Margaret Atwood
  The Eskimos have fifty two words for snow because it is so special to them; there ought to be as many for love.
  
  
• Ann Landers
  The poor wish to be rich, the rich wish to be happy, the single wish to be married, and the married wish to be dead.
  
  
• Yiddish Proverb
  Three things can't be hidden: coughing, poverty, and love.
  
  
• H. L. Mencken
  To be in love is merely to be in a state of perceptual anesthesia.
  
  
• Jay Leno
  Today is Valentine's Day. Or, as men like to call it, Extortion day.
  
  
• Erich Segal
  True love comes quietly, without banners or flashing lights. If you hear bells, get your ears checked.
  
  
• Anonymous
  Valentine’s Day is when a lot of married men are reminded what a poor shot Cupid really is.
  
  
• Rosanne Barr
  Women are cursed, and men are the proof.
  
  
• Mae West
  Women with pasts interest men. They hope history will repeat itself.
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• "Nobody will ever win the battle of the sexes. There's too much fraternizing with the enemy." - Henry Kissinger
• "Love is being stupid together." - Paul Valery
• "Love is an electric blanket with somebody else in control of the switch." - Cathy Carlyle
• "Lord! I wonder what fool it was that first invented kissing." - Jonathon Swift
• "Love is a game that two can play and both win." - Eva Gabor
• "Love puts the fun in together, the sad in apart, and the joy in a heart." - Author Unknown
• "Falling in love is so hard on the knees." - Aerosmith
• "Give me a thousand kisses, then a hundred, then a thousand more." - Catullus
• "Anyone can be passionate, but it takes real lovers to be silly." - Rose Franken
• "Men have died from time to time, and worms have eaten them, - but not for love." - William Shakespeare
• "I love you like crazy, baby 'Cuz I'd go crazy without you." - Pixie Foudre
• "I don't understand why Cupid was chosen to represent Valentine's Day. When I think about romance, the last thing on my mind is a short, chubby toddler coming at me with a weapon." - Author Unknown
• "Like I've always said, love wouldn't be blind if the braille weren't so damned much fun." - Armistead Maupin, Maybe the Moon
• "What the world really needs is more love and less paper work." - Pearl Bailey
• "True love comes quietly, without banners or flashing lights. If you hear bells, get your ears checked." - Erich Segal
• "Love - a wildly misunderstood although highly desirable malfunction of the heart which weakens the brain, causes eyes to sparkle, cheeks to glow, blood pressure to rise and the lips to pucker." - Author Unknown
• "Valentine's Day is when a lot of married men are reminded what a poor shot Cupid really is." - Author Unknown
• "Without love, what are we worth? Eighty-nine cents! Eighty-nine cents worth of chemicals walking around lonely." - M*A*S*H, Hawkeye
• "Love is much nicer to be in than an automobile accident, a tight girdle, a higher tax bracket or a holding pattern over Philadelphia." - Judith Viorst, Redbook, 1975

 Funny Valentines Quotes About Life About Friends And Sayings About Love About Schook Tumblr About Girls Wallpapers About Life Lessons For Kids

 

 

Funny Valentines Quotes About Life About Friends And Sayings About Love About Schook Tumblr About Girls Wallpapers About Life Lessons For Kids

 

Funny Valentines Quotes About Life About Friends And Sayings About Love About Schook Tumblr About Girls Wallpapers About Life Lessons For Kids

 

 

Funny Valentines Quotes About Life About Friends And Sayings About Love About Schook Tumblr About Girls Wallpapers About Life Lessons For Kids

 

 

Funny Valentines Quotes About Life About Friends And Sayings About Love About Schook Tumblr About Girls Wallpapers About Life Lessons For Kids

 

 

Funny Valentines Quotes About Life About Friends And Sayings About Love About Schook Tumblr About Girls Wallpapers About Life Lessons For Kids

 

 

Funny Valentines Quotes About Life About Friends And Sayings About Love About Schook Tumblr About Girls Wallpapers About Life Lessons For Kids

 

 

Funny Valentines Quotes About Life About Friends And Sayings About Love About Schook Tumblr About Girls Wallpapers About Life Lessons For Kids

 

Funny Valentines Quotes About Life About Friends And Sayings About Love About Schook Tumblr About Girls Wallpapers About Life Lessons For Kids

 

Funny Valentines Quotes About Life About Friends And Sayings About Love About Schook Tumblr About Girls Wallpapers About Life Lessons For Kids